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söndag 14 december 2008

Arthus Borstrom, mer känd som Officer Crabtree



Älskade karaktär :D Han spelar en engelsman som är förklädd till fransk polis under andra världskriget i serien Allo' Allo' och de har verkligen fått till den grabben! haha :) Jag älskar crabtree.



Här får ni lite fina citat:



Officer Crabtree: The troon carrying the painting has been bummed by the RAF.
René: Bummed by the RAF?!
Col. Von Strohm / Captain Geering: Bummed by the RAF?!
Lt. Gruber: What have the naughty RAF been up to now?
Rene: They bombed an munition train.
Captain Geering: Did they destroy it?
Officer Crabtree: There were little pisses all over the track.


René: I would like to turn myself in
Crabtree: Do you wash to confuss to a cream?
René: What? Oh, oh yes. Cream galoure!
Crabtree: Do you wash to confuss to mordor?
René: No.
Crabtree: Minslatter?
René: No.
Crabtree: Biglary?
René: No.
Crabtree: Biglary woth minaces?
René: No.
Crabtree: Roop?
René: No.
Crabtree: Arson?
René: What is arson?
Crabtree: Setting fire to places.


Crabtree: Good Moaning, I have come to arost your mither
Yvette: Arrest her mother, why?
Crabtree: She has been pissing fudged bank notes in the hot shop.
Edith: What does Crabtree say Vyette?
Yvette: I think he said "she has been passing forged bank notes in the hat shop.
Crabtree: Presoasly
René (Dressed like Fanny, doing a poor impression of her): Edith, remind him that he is supposed to be on our side.
Crabtree: Who is the ugly old bog in the bid with your mither?
Fanny: I have been asking the same question.
René (takes off his wig): It is I, Rene.
Crabtree: My Gid that was a god disgeese, I was complotely decieved by the wog.
René: Edith, give him 500 francs from the till and tell him to pass off.
Crabtree: There is no need to be rode.


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