Nutella

Tittade på What Women Wants häromdagen och märkte av mitt chokladmissbruk när Nick i filmen pratade om Nike och vägen man löper på. Var tvungen att göra om texten så ni förstår hur jag upplevde den:


You don't stand in front
of a mirror before the dessert...

and wonder what the Nutella jar
will think of your outfit.

You don't have to listen to its
jokes and pretend they're funny.

lt would not be easier to eat
if you dressed sexier.

the Nutella jar doesn't notice
if you're not wearing lipstick.

lt does not care
how old you are.

You do not feel
uncomfortable...

because you make more money
than your Nutella.

And you can call on Nutella
whenever you feel like it,

whether it's been a day...

or even a couple of hours
since your last date.

The only thing
the Nutella jar cares about...

is that you pay it a visit
once in a while.


Nutella.

cause I'd rather fall in chocolate